TL;DR: Cosmic Roast is a playful share line generated from your real chart after a Kundli Reading — funny, specific, and safe to post. No extra tokens; no need to screenshot your Lagna table.

Astrology social posts are either vague (“Scorpios be like…”) or overshare (full birth time in the caption). Cosmic Roast splits the difference: one roast-lite line that friends recognise as you, without handing strangers your Kundali.

How it works

1. Run Kundli Reading (1 token after success).
2. Scroll to the Cosmic Roast section at the end.
3. Copy the caption — paste to Instagram Stories, WhatsApp status, or group chat.

The line is grounded in chart themes (Moon humour, Mars bluntness, Jupiter optimism) but written for humans, not astrologers.

Why we built it

Problem	Cosmic Roast answer
Friends want personality, not PDFs	One line, instant vibe
Privacy	No birth time in the share text
Viral curiosity	Hooks people to try their own chart
Cost anxiety	Free with the reading you already ran

Good etiquette

• Roast yourself first before roasting others.
• Invite friends to generate their own — do not guess charts from Sun signs alone.
• Remember: humour, not diagnosis.

Pair with other features

• Synastry Pulse for weekly timing after the laugh.
• Cosmic Chemistry when the roast sparks “okay but are we compatible though?”

Explore in Jupiter Astro-AI

Run a Kundli Reading → — Cosmic Roast included. Free signup: 5 tokens.